{"product_id":"wakeup","title":"Get-Up-Now Motivational Statue Alarm Clock","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe No-Excuses Motivational Statue Alarm Clock is an alarm clock built into a statue of a muscular runner leaning forward mid-stride on a rock-textured base. When the alarm goes off, it plays spoken motivational quotes instead of a standard beep, and it picks a random one each time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlarm clock built into a statue-style figure on a rock-textured base\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlays spoken motivational quotes instead of a standard alarm tone, random each time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFigure wears a stars-and-stripes bandana, dark sunglasses, a neck bandana, grey tank top, olive-grey shorts and sneakers, with a race bib numbered 88\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDark base with \"STAY HARD\" in stencil-style lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDigital display with orange seven-segment digits and a metal military-style panel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo knobs on the base for time and volume; powered two ways\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"NoveltyDreams","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":60181353431424,"sku":null,"price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/6982\/7200\/files\/wakeup-product-5vg11y.jpg?v=1792663077","url":"https:\/\/noveltydreams.com\/products\/wakeup","provider":"Novelty Dreams","version":"1.0","type":"link"}