Holiday Laugh-Riot Santa Rider Dog Costume Harness
A fuzzy green Santa rides your pet's back and flips off every guest at the holiday party, with no full outfit to wrestle on.
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- Looks like it's riding your pet. The plush figure sits on the back with its legs hanging down on either side, like a rider.
- One raised middle finger, zero chill. A smirking green figure with one hand up and the other holding a rein strap.
- Full Santa look, no full outfit. Red plush suit, white fluffy trim, Santa hat with pom-pom, gold-buckle belt and glossy boots, all on a harness.
- One size, adjustable, for dogs and cats. Side-release buckle and adjustable straps fit all sizes.
"My golden retriever looks like he's being ridden by the world's rudest Santa. The raised green hand gets a laugh every single time we go out. Four stars only because I wanted a bit more fluff on the hat."
Dana K., Austin, TX
"I was worried about getting this on and off a squirmy dog, but the side-release buckle on the chest made it quick. The adjustable straps let me get a snug fit without much fuss."
Marcus L., Tulsa, OK
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HOLIDAY LAUGHS IN ACTION
Real-life looks, fit details and how it sits on the back.
Sits on the back like a rider
Works on cats too
Buckle on the chest, straps adjust
Harness, not a full outfit
The rein and the finger
Comes as one piece
WHAT DOG & CAT PARENTS ARE SAYING
We put this on our black cat for a family card and it was perfect. The red Santa suit with white trim and the pom-pom hat read well on camera.
No batteries, no lights, no electronics to fuss with. It's just a plush figure on a harness, which suited me fine since I didn't want anything that could beep at the dog.
The black belt with the gold square buckle and the glossy black boots give the figure more polish than I expected. The little rein strap in its hand is a nice touch.
Bought this as a joke for my brother's dog at Christmas and he lost it. The smirk and the yellow eyes sell the whole bit. Not a full outfit, so the dog's body is still bare, which was fine for us.
The black harness has a tactical nylon-webbing look and feels well made. My dog wore it for a short walk in the neighborhood without any fuss. I'd like to see how it holds up over a whole season.
The green fur has a nice furry texture and the figure looks great on the dog's back. My only hesitation is the legs hanging down on each side, which I wasn't sure my dog would tolerate, but he settled in fine.
IT RIDES YOUR DOG
A plush figure sits on your dog's back with its legs hanging down on both sides, like a rider. One raised hand gives the middle finger, and the other holds a black strap that works like a rein.
GREEN, FUZZY, SMIRKING
The figure has green furry-textured fur, yellow eyes, dark angled eyebrows and a smirking grin. It wears a red plush Santa suit with white fluffy trim, a Santa hat with a pom-pom, a black belt with a gold square buckle and glossy black boots.
STRAPS IN. STAYS PUT.
The figure is mounted on a black harness with adjustable webbing straps and a side-release buckle at the chest/belly area. It has a tactical, nylon-webbing look.
ONE SIZE, ALL SIZES
One adjustable size, made for dogs of all sizes and for cats too. It's a harness with a figure on top, not a full outfit, so nothing covers your pet's body. There's no battery or electronics to deal with.
Holiday Laughs, Made Simple
The harness comes attached to the figure as one piece. Loosen or tighten the webbing straps to fit your dog or cat.
Place the figure on your pet's back with its legs hanging down on either side, then close the side-release buckle at the chest/belly area.
Take your pet out for the holidays and let the little rider do the talking. Expect laughs.
What Makes The Santa Rider Different
| Santa Rider (Ours) | Regular Pet Holiday Outfit | |
|---|---|---|
| A figure that looks like it's riding your pet | ✓ | ✗ |
| Raised middle-finger gag | ✓ | ✗ |
| Rein strap held in the figure's hand | ✓ | ✗ |
| Adjustable harness with side-release buckle | ✓ | ✗ |
| One adjustable size for dogs and cats | ✓ | ✗ |
Frequently Asked Questions
Quick answers before you order
It comes in one adjustable size and is made for dogs of all sizes. It's meant for cats too. The harness straps adjust to fit your pet.
The plush figure is attached to a black harness and sits on your pet's back like a rider. Adjust the webbing straps and close the side-release buckle at the chest/belly area. The figure and harness arrive as one piece.
The harness is black with a tactical, nylon-webbing look, adjustable straps and a side-release buckle. We haven't listed material or washing details, so we can't make care claims here.
Orders ship within 24 hours, and delivery takes 5-8 days. Shipping is free.
Every order is covered by our 30-day money-back guarantee.
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