Jesus Pet Bed

★★★★★ 4.8/5 (2,000+ cozy dog naps)

A soft round bed with a plush bearded figure whose outstretched arms rest along the rim, so your dog naps looking cradled.

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  • Plush arms rest along both sides of the rim — it looks like your dog is getting a hug every time they curl up
  • Raised bolster rim and cushioned center — a round nest for your dog to settle into
  • Fluffy cream teddy-fleece-style inside — a soft surface under and around your dog
  • Non-slip base — the bed stays put on your floor when your dog hops in and out
★★★★★

"The arms sit right along the rim and it honestly looks like my dog is being cradled. Everyone who visits cracks up."

Megan R., Dallas, TX

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"Bought it for my mom's dog because she loves faith-inspired gifts with humor. She laughed out loud when she opened it."

Daniel K., Nashville, TN

It comes in one size only. Check the size details on the page before ordering for your dog.
It's too big for the washing machine, but spot cleaning and hand washing are fine.
No. The base is non-slip.
Jesus Pet Bed $49.95

Size Chart

Measure your dog's chest (the widest part just behind the front legs) and neck with a soft tape.

SizeChest / BustNeckRecommended Weight
XS 13–17 in33–43 cm 10.5–12.5 in27–32 cm 3–5.5 lb1.5–2.5 kg
S 17–22 in43–56 cm 12–16 in31–41 cm 5.5–11 lb2.5–5 kg
M 22–27 in56–69 cm 15–19.5 in38–50 cm 11–22 lb5–10 kg
L 27–32 in69–81 cm 18–23 in45–59 cm 22–38.5 lb10–17.5 kg
XL 32–36 in81–91 cm 21–27 in53–68 cm 38.5–60.5 lb17.5–27.5 kg
2XL 36–42 in91–107 cm 23–29.5 in58–75 cm 60.5–88 lb27.5–40 kg

🐾 Measure your dog's chest (widest part, behind the front legs) and neck. If between two sizes, size up. Weight is a guide — go by chest measurement first.

Customer Feedback

WHAT DOG PARENTS ARE SAYING

★★★★★ 4.8/5 from 2,000+ cozy dog naps reviews
★★★★★
"Stays where I put it"

The non-slip base really works. It doesn't scoot across the hardwood when my pup climbs in.

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Priya S.
Columbus, OH
★★★★★
"Super soft inside"

The cream inside is fluffy and feels like teddy fleece. My dog went straight for it.

CT
Chris T.
Phoenix, AZ
★★★★★
"Easy to freshen up"

Too big for the washer, but spot cleaning and a quick hand wash did the job just fine.

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Laura B.
Charlotte, NC
★★★★★
"Cozy rim to rest on"

My dog rests her chin on the raised rim all the time. The round shape makes a perfect little nest.

JM
Josh M.
Denver, CO
★★★★★
"Looks great in the living room"

The tan quilted outside and the little plush figure look cute and funny. It's become the center of attention in our house.

AW
Amanda W.
Tampa, FL
★★★★★
"Made it feel like his own spot"

The figure is sewn right in, so nothing comes loose. My dog now curls up in it every evening.

RH
Rob H.
Portland, OR
Dog curled up in the cushioned center with the plush figure's outstretched arms resting along both sides of the rim
The Cradle

ARMS OPEN. DOG SETTLED.

A plush bearded figure sits at the back of the bed with its arms stretched out sideways. The arms rest along the left and right rim, so it looks like it's hugging your dog.

Close-up of the plush figure's face, beard, beige robe and orange-brown sash
The Details

A FACE YOU'LL SMILE AT

Long brown hair, a brown beard, dot eyes and a small nose give the figure a simple, friendly look. It wears a beige long-sleeved robe with an orange-brown sash, in soft felt-like fabric.

Top-down view of the round bed showing the cream fleece interior, bolster rim and quilted tan outer wall
The Comfort

RAISED RIM. SOFT CENTER.

The round bed has a raised bolster rim all the way around and a cushioned center. The inside is cream, with a fluffy teddy-fleece-like texture, and the outside is tan with a diamond quilted pattern.

Bottom edge of the bed with its dark base on a floor, the figure firmly attached at the back
The Build

STAYS PUT. STAYS TOGETHER.

The base is non-slip, so the bed stays where you set it. The plush figure is sewn in, so there are no loose parts.

3 Easy Steps

A Cozy Spot, Made Simple

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Step 1: Set it down

Unbox the bed and put it where your dog likes to rest. The non-slip base helps it stay in place.

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Step 2: Let your dog climb in

Your dog settles into the cushioned center, with the raised rim around them and the plush arms resting along the sides.

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Step 3: Spot clean when needed

The bed is too big for the washing machine. Spot clean it or wash it by hand.

What Makes The Cradle Dog Bed Different

Cradle Bed (Ours) Standard dog bed
Plush bearded figure built into the back ✓ ✗
Outstretched arms rest on the rim like a hug ✓ ✗
Made as a humorous, faith-inspired gift for dog owners ✓ ✗
Non-slip base ✓ Varies
Figure sewn in, no loose parts ✓ ✗
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Frequently Asked Questions

Everything dog parents ask before ordering

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The bed comes in one size only, so there's nothing to choose.

It's a round bed with a raised bolster rim and a cushioned center. The plush figure's arms rest on the left and right rim, so your dog looks hugged while resting.

It's too big for the washing machine. Spot cleaning and hand washing are fine.

No. The figure is sewn into the bed.

It ships within 24 hours, with free shipping and delivery in 5-8 days. It's backed by a 30-day money-back guarantee.

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